My employment history ranges from cashier, to farm worker, to graphic designer, to teacher and tutor, to my current position as
My childhood was like many others - summer days of riding my bike, making brownies on Friday nights, and being chased down my driveway by a donkey. I grew up in a small rural town in Rhode Island that has no street lights, a country general store, and a swimming hole. For two years I lived in New York City, which had millions of people, various cuisines, and a penchant for loud horn honking. Today I reside in Western Massachusetts and moonlight as the Brawny paper towel man.
To some scholars my name, Bethany, means "house of figs." Ponder that one.